Episode No. 7
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Production No. 4704
Final Draft: June 14, 1966.
Second Revised Final Draft: July 8, 1966.
Filmed At: Screen Gems Studios, Hollywood, CA.
Filming Dates: July 11-15, 1966.
Original Air Date: October 24, 1966.
Ratings: 17.1 rating/29.2 share (9,390,000 viewers)
© Raybert Productions; 10-24-66; LP38295
Sponsor This Week: Kellogg's
Rerun Dates: July 17, 1967 (NBC); January 19 and July 10, 1971,July 12, 1972 (CBS). Written by Robert Schlitt and Peter Meyerson
Directed by James Frawley
Produced by Robert Rafelson and Bert Schnieder
Associate Producer: Ward Sylvester
Music Supervision: Don Kirshner
Background Music Composed and Conducted by Stu Phillips.
"Papa Gene's Blues" Written & Produced by Michael Nesmith.
"Tomorrow's Gonna Be Another Day" Written by Tommy Boyce & Steve VenetProduced by Tommy Boyce & Bobby Hart.
Guest cast:
George..........................................................................Len Lesser 1st Cop.................................................................Hollis Morrison Rose Marie as The Big Man
Lon Chaney as Lenny
Home Video Releases:
- The Monkees: The Collector's Edition - VHS Tape #19 (Columbia House #1????, May 22, 1995)
- The Monkees Deluxe Limited Edition Boxed Set - VHS Tape #19 (Rhino R3 2960, October 17, 1995)
- The Monkees - Season 1 DVD Boxed Set - Disc 1 (Rhino RetroVision DVD R2 976076, May 13, 2003).
The Monkees drive The Monkeemobile from Clarksville to a job out of town. After driving for what seems to be endless in a desert, Micky mentions that they should’ve turned left at a corner drugstore about 150 miles back! The unnecessarily long trek resulting from Micky’s navigational blunder soon causes The Monkeemobile to run out of gas in a ghost town, where they decide to split up in pairs to find some gas. Michael and David play a Western fantasy scene (Michael plays double roles: Black Bart and Slade, David is Kincaid, in a showdown wherein “Kincaid” winds up getting shot by Black Bart); meanwhile, Micky and Peter encounter a rusty old triangle used to call cowboys to supper. Since Peter played a triangle in high school, he happily rings it with a hammer; the noise attracts two hoods, George and Lenny, hiding out in the town’s local jail, who decide to investigate.
The two find Michael and David, whom Lenny marches towards the town jail, while George searches in vain for the others, who are hiding in a stall just next door. Back at the jail, George and Lenny discuss their plans to get their cut and scram as soon as their boss, The Big Man, arrives. Lenny mentions they never met their boss, which Micky and Peter overhear and a lightbulb goes up over Micky’s head (held by Peter), as he hatches an elaborate Monkee scheme to spring their mates. Micky and Peter, disguised as gangsters The Big Man and Spider, respectively, try to overcome the hoods and rescue Michael and David, but the two crooks soon see through them when they stumble and they end up locked in the jail with the other Monkees. George warns them not to escape since "there's nothin around here but miles o'desert!" and The Monkees imagine having fun by the beach in bathing suits and romping around the desert dressed as Foreign Legionnaires over "Tomorrow's Gonna Be Another Day".When George steps out, Micky spots a shovel and hatches another plot to escape via tunneling out. Then they trick Lenny into giving them a shovel and ball claiming they’re going to play baseball for recreation. While covering up the sound of their digging by singing "Papa Gene's Blues", the quartet begin digging all sorts of escape tunnels to the beach, a jungle, a railroad track, the desert, an Egyptian Pyramid, and a baseball diamond (!), but Peter has only surfaced in a cell next door.
When the real Big Man arrives, the crooks are surprised to find their leader is The Big Man's wife: Bessie Kowalski, The Big Woman, who took over since her husband got too big! She orders The Monkees killed but is impressed when she learns that there are singers since she was once in show biz claiming that she once won the hearts of millions. Despite this, Bessie still orders The Monkees to be taken out and shot but Michael and Micky buys time by asking for a last request to sing one last song and for Bessie to join them. She acquiesces, and soon, with Michael on the piano, Bessie starts singing “Everybody Loves My Baby” and “Hi Neighbor” off key as Michael sends David to call for help on the phone. David's attempts to phone for help fail when his contact with a primitive Indian chief at his tent has him put on hold, and by a southerner from another town offers to contact Bob Dylan, since he can write a song about his problem. Michael tries to stall some more by having all of them sing the "(theme from) THE MONKEES," and they asks George and Lenny to join in which Lenny ends up giving David his gun. Soon a shootout ensues with the group behind the bar and Bessie still singing the theme song with the piano now playing by itself. Then the gun David has at first appears to run out of bullets so he throws it away only to have a bullet discharge, ricochet and knock George's gun out of his hand, forcing him and Lenny to surrender.
Later, the police arrive to apprehend the three criminals and Bessie announces that while she and the boys are in stir, they'll work up a new act as "Bessie & The Bullets”! One of the cops gives them a ticket for the reward for capturing the three and tell the guys to take it the police station to collect the money. But as soon as they reach their car, the cop starts writing tickets for traffic violations and singing in a cabaret without a license--in a ghost town, yet! Michael winds up returning the reward ticket to the cop to cover the fines, and they start on their way ("Well, that's show business!").
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