Episode No. 17

“The Case Of The Missing Monkee”

At a rest home, kidnapped Peter and an esteemed nuclear
scientist face a mad scientist's insidious brain drain.


Production No. 4731
Final Draft: November 1, 1966
Filmed At: Screen Gems Studios, Hollywood, CA.
Filming Dates: November 8-11, 1966
Original Air Date: January 9, 1967
Ratings: 19.6 ratings/30.7 share (10,760,000 viewers)
© Raybert Productions; 1-9-67; LP37668
Sponsor This Week:
Slicker and Black Label by Yardley Of London™
Rerun Dates: July 24, 1967 (NBC); January 23 and June 12, 1971,

April 1, 1972 (CBS); September 9, 1972, April 28, 1973 (ABC)

Written by Gerald Gardner and Dee Caruso.
Directed by Robert Rafelson.
Produced by Robert Rafelson and Bert Schneider.
Associate Producer: Ward Sylvester.
Music Supervision: Don Kirshner.
Background Music Composed and Conducted by Stu Phillips.
“I’m Not Your Stepping Stone” Written & Produced by Tommy Boyce & Bobby Hart.
Guest cast:

Bruno................................................................Vincent Gardenia
Schnitzler..........................................................Norbert Schiller
Nurse............................................................................Nancy Fish
Policeman.....................................................................Ivan Bonar
Vito Scotti as Marcovitch

Home Video Releases:
  • The Monkees: The Collector's Edition - VHS Tape #10 (Columbia House #13692, May 22, 1995)
  • The Monkees Deluxe Limited Edition Boxed Set - VHS Tape #10 (Rhino R3 2960, October 17, 1995)
  • Rhino VHS R3 2318 (April 11, 2000)
  • The Monkees - Season 1 DVD Boxed Set - Disc 2 (Rhino RetroVision DVD R2 976076, May 13, 2003).


Synopsis:

At a French restaurant, The Monkees play at a testemonial dinner for Professor Milo Schnitzler, a nuclear scientist, who delivers a speech. After the speech, Peter compliments the professor just before he is led away by the sinister Dr. Marcovitch, a master spy. The professor manages to slip Peter a note that says he's being taken to The Remington Clinic, a rest home. After giving the note to Michael, Peter goes searching for the professor; he is spotted by Marcovitch, who gives a nod and Peter is knocked unconscious with a hammer from behind the curtains and dragged off, too.

Worried about Peter’s disappearance, Micky, Michael and David question Marovitch who plays innocent. Michael then takes out the note that Peter gave to him. Soon after The Monkees set out for The Remington Clinic by Monkeemobile, where they ask a ditzy nurse about Peter and Professor Schitzler's whereabouts but when she can't find any patients of their names so she suggest they go to the police. After they leave, Dr. Marcovitch shows up, suspicious of MIcky, Michael and David. Later, the trio bring a policeman to the French restaurant where they saw Peter last, but it has now been altered to resemble The Orient, with Dr. Marcovich succeeding in fooling the cop in his disguise as a Chinese waiter. Then the guys return to the clinic with David all bandaged, wearing casts with a crutch pretending to being severely injured but their plans are ruined when the nurse gives David an appointment on the 13th! David is given a cough drop that induces spells of singing and dancing to the tune of “Old Folks At Home (Way Down Upon The Swanee River),” and the nurse end up swallows several cough drops herself!

The three climb decide to break inside the hospital by ascending a ladder, sneak into the window of the physical therapy room, and disguise themselves as patients and start searching the room for him. In another part of the clinic, Peter is tied up in a chair with Professor Schnitzler who is on a gurney drugged up while Dr. Marcovitch and his sidekick Bruno make plans to transport the professor out of the country. Bruno prepares to shoot Peter but the sinister doc stops him insisting on another plan before they leave the room. Peter, in an attempt to escape, scoots his chair to a mirror and, in homage to an old C.C. Beck-created superhero, shouts “Shazam!,” but a bolt of lightning shatters a mirror (“Well, another seven years bad luck for Captain Marvel!”). Meanwhile, Bruno enters the physical therapy room and gives the guys harsh physical therapy, with Micky on the weights nearly knocking him out and strapping David on a machine that gets rid of his spare tire (literally!). After the therapy, the guys continue their search for Peter when the phone rings; Michael answers, giving details to the events that took place before hanging up. Micky wonders if it was police on the phone but Michael replies "no it was TV Guide". As for Peter he has a dose of Marcovich’s sinister braindrain which erases his memory (Marcovich is confident it his memory will be out of commission until early spring!), and when Micky, Michael, and David abandon all hope, Peter enters the room to their joy—until he claims he doesn’t know them!

The guys attempt to restore Peter's memory by scaring him which after two attempts succed (or partly, since Peter calls David Micky). Peter remembers where Professor Schnitzler’s predicament is and when they hear footsteps, Michael, Micky and David hide leaving Peter to play dumb, to which Peter complains, "Why am I always the one to play dumb? Why can't I play smart once in a while?!" To his delight, it's the nurse; she gives him a cough drop leaves, and The Monkees find that Marcovich and Bruno plan to operate on Schnitzler and smuggle him out of the country in an ambulance (overseas?!?!). They come of with a plan of having Micky take Schnitzler's place on the gurney since it's hard to see the patient's face with the gas mask on. Then Marcovitch and Bruno arrive to move the gurney in the operation room with Michael, David and Peter hiding under it. As they prepare to operate, the others managed to sneak out unseen. Then they return dressed in surgical gowns pretending to be surgeons where they attempt to take over the operation to stall for time with their shenanigans including literally cutting cards for the patient!

The incensed Marcovitch and The Monkees are struggling over the gurney causing Micky to sit up and accidentally remove his mask and Marcovitch recognizes them all as the musicians! Soon they all give a  mad musical chase all around the hospital set to “(I’m Not Your) Steppin’ Stone” ends in the physical therapy room, where the boys turn the equipment against the villains and make them dizzy by spinning them around on a gurney. Later, a now conscious Professor Schnitzler thanks the guys for saving him. Sure that Marcovitch and Bruno should undoubtedly get 20 years from a federal judge, and probably get a good wrist-slapping from the American Medical Association, The Monkees set off in their Monkeemobile. Case closed.


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