Production No. 4731
Final Draft: November 1, 1966
Filmed At: Screen Gems Studios, Hollywood, CA.
Filming Dates: November 8-11, 1966
Original Air Date: January 9, 1967
Ratings: 19.6 ratings/30.7 share (10,760,000 viewers)
© Raybert Productions; 1-9-67; LP37668
Sponsor This Week: Slicker and Black Label by Yardley Of London™
Rerun Dates: July 24, 1967 (NBC); January 23 and June 12, 1971,
April 1, 1972 (CBS); September 9, 1972, April 28, 1973 (ABC)
Written by Gerald Gardner and Dee Caruso.
Directed by Robert Rafelson.
Produced by Robert Rafelson and Bert Schneider.
Associate Producer: Ward Sylvester.
Music Supervision: Don Kirshner.
Background Music Composed and Conducted by Stu Phillips.
“I’m Not Your Stepping Stone” Written & Produced by
Tommy Boyce & Bobby Hart.
Guest cast:
| Bruno...................................................................Vincent Gardenia |
| Schnitzler...............................................................Norbert Schiller |
| Nurse............................................................................Nancy Fish |
| Policeman.....................................................................Ivan Bonar |
Vito Scotti as Marcovitch |
Home Video Releases:
- The
Monkees: The Collector's Edition - VHS Tape #3 (Columbia House #13692, May 22, 1995)
- The Monkees Deluxe Limited Edition Boxed Set - VHS Tape #10 (Rhino R3 2960, October
17, 1995)
- Rhino VHS R3 2318 (April 11, 2000)
- The Monkees - Season 1 DVD Boxed Set - Disc 3 (Rhino RetroVision DVD R2 976076, May 13, 2003)
- The Monkees - Season 1 DVD Boxed Set - Disc 3 (Eagle Rock Entertainment DVD EM351359, September 27, 2011).
At a French restaurant, The Monkees play at a
testimonial dinner for Professor Milo Schnitzler,
a nuclear scientist, who delivers a speech. After the speech, Peter compliments
the professor just before he is led away by the sinister Dr. Marcovitch, a
master spy. The professor manages to slip Peter a note that says
he's being taken to The Remington Clinic, a rest home. After giving the note to Michael, Peter goes searching for the professor;
he is spotted by Marcovitch, who gives a nod
and Peter is knocked unconscious with a hammer from behind the curtains and dragged
off, too.
Worried about Peter’s disappearance,
Micky, Michael and David question Marovitch who plays innocent. Michael then takes out the note that Peter gave to him.
Soon after The Monkees set out for The Remington Clinic by Monkeemobile, where
they ask a ditzy nurse about Peter and Professor Schitzler's whereabouts but when she can't find any patients of their names so she suggest they go to the police. After they leave, Dr. Marcovitch
shows up, suspicious of MIcky, Michael and David. Later, the trio bring a
policeman to the French restaurant where they saw Peter last, but it has now been altered to resemble The Orient, with Dr. Marcovich
succeeding in fooling the cop in his disguise as a Chinese waiter. Then the guys
return to the clinic with David all bandaged, wearing casts with a crutch
pretending to being severely injured but their plans are ruined when the nurse
gives David an appointment on the 13th! David is given a cough drop that induces spells of singing and dancing to the tune of “Old Folks At Home (Way Down Upon The Swanee River),”
and the nurse end up swallows several cough drops herself!
The three climb
decide to break inside the hospital by ascending a ladder, sneak into the window
of the physical therapy room, and disguise themselves as patients and start
searching the room for him. In another part of the clinic, Peter is tied up in a
chair with Professor Schnitzler who is on a gurney drugged up while Dr. Marcovitch
and his sidekick Bruno make plans to transport the professor out of the country.
Bruno prepares to shoot Peter but the sinister doc stops him insisting on
another plan before they leave the room. Peter, in an attempt to escape, scoots
his chair to a mirror and, in homage to an old C.C. Beck-created superhero, shouts “Shazam!,” but a bolt of lightning shatters a mirror (“Well, another seven years bad luck for Captain Marvel!”). Meanwhile, Bruno enters the physical therapy room and gives the guys harsh physical therapy, with Micky on the weights nearly knocking him out and strapping David on a machine that gets rid of his spare tire (literally!). After the therapy, the guys continue their search for Peter when the phone rings; Michael answers, giving details to the events that
took place before hanging up. Micky wonders if it was police on the phone but
Michael replies "no it was TV Guide".
As for Peter he has a dose of Marcovich’s sinister braindrain which erases his
memory (Marcovich is confident it his memory will be out of commission until
early spring!), and when Micky, Michael, and David abandon all hope, Peter
enters the room to their joy—until he claims he doesn’t know them!