Episode No. 31

“The Monkees At The Movies”

The Monkees have a run-in with a snobbish movie idol
on the set as extras in a beach movie.


Production No. 4727
Filmed At: Screen Gems Studio 6, Hollywood, CA, and on location

at Malibu Beach, CA.
Filming Dates: August 22-26, 1966.
Original Air Date: April 17, 1967.
Ratings: (non-report week, ratings not known)
© Raybert Productions; 4-17-67; LP37678
Sponsor This Week:
Slicker by Yardley Of London™
Original Commercial This Week: Kellogg's Sugar Frosted Flakes (:30)
Rerun Dates: October 31, 1970, May 15, 1971, January 29, 1972 (CBS);
June 16, 1973 (ABC).

Written by Gerald Gardner and Dee Caruso.
Directed by Russell Mayberry.
Produced by Robert Rafelson and Bert Schneider.
Associate Producer: Ward Sylvester.
Background Music Composed and Conducted by Stu Phillips.
“When Love Comes Knocking At Your Door” Written & Produced by

Neil Sedaka & Carole Bayer.
“Last Train To Clarksville” and “Valleri” Written & Produced by
Tommy Boyce & Bobby Hart.
Guest cast:
Philo......................................................................Hamilton Camp
Photographer.............................................................David Frank
Girl........................................................................Pamelyn Ferdin
Mother...................................................................Aileen Carlisle
Tina......................................................................Linda Albertano
Jerry Lester as Kramm
Bobby Sherman as Frankie

Home Video Releases:
  • The Monkees: The Collector's Edition - VHS Tape #15 (Columbia House #VHS 1????, May 22, 1995)
  • The Monkees Deluxe Limited Edition Boxed Set - VHS Tape #15 (Rhino R3 2960, October 17, 1995)
  • The Monkees - Season 1 DVD Boxed Set - Disc 6 (Rhino RetroVision DVD R2 976076, May 13, 2003)


Synopsis:

On the beach, Micky, Michael, David and Peter engage in a game of checkers. Peter goes to get his checkers when they wind up getting tossed into the air onto the sand, and pretty soon all four Monkees on the beach hopping up and down bare footed on the hot sand! A Hollywood producer/director Lester Kramm spots them and, viewing them as typical teenagers doing a typical new dance step, decides he wants them as extras for his new beach movie, I Married A Creature From Out Of Town, one which he calls "a message picture, and the message is: if we don't finish it in 10 days, we're in trouble!" Along with his nephew/assistant Philo, Kramm approaches the guys but they want no part of it until he tells the salary is $30 a day, and in no time the guys are decked out in bathing suits on top of surf boards.

Later while on the set, the guys are admiring the scenery including beautiful beach babes when Kramm announces the star of the movie, teen idol Frankie Catalina, a blonde with a Frankie Avalon-type hairdo whom The Monkees discover is an arrogant, rude, egotistical narcissistic deadbeat spoiled punk rotten by success and bright lights, who couldn't sing, feared the ocean, was allergic to girls, and resorted to reading lines from cuecards. During a shoot of a volleyball game sequence with Frankie, he gets angered accusing David of upstaging for not letting him catch the ball and soon starts belittling each of them. Outraged, The Monkees strike back and slyly spoil every one of Frankie’s scenes, with David applying monster makeup to his face, Micky switching his cuecards during a love scene, and Michael speeding up and slowing down a record to which he lip-synchs during a scene with beauty contestants. Viewing the day’s rushes the following morning, Kramm finds The Monkees have upstaged, sabotaged and just plain downright humiliated Frankie in every foot of the action, singing “A Little Bit Me, A Little Bit You”, as the foursome also watch on hidden. He angrily accuses Kramm of conspiracy to ruin the film and his million dollar image and storms out of his contract and the set.

Back at their pad, Peter, Micky and Michael decide which man is more perfect to replace Frankie, and they decide on David! They imagine a 1920s cliffhanger sequence set to “Last Train To Clarksville,” with Peter as the victim, Micky the villain, Michael his aide and David the hero; David thwarts Micky and Michael’s attempts to trissect Peter with their train and rescues Peter who now wears the villain’s moustache, knocking David unconscious and tying him through the railroad track. After dragging David from hiding in the bedroom (he doesn't want to be a star!), they decide which one should be the replacement in a draw-the-straws (literally! They actually drew pictures of straws!)...and David loses. The other three Monkees then begin a campaign via disguises: with Michael and Peter as record traders handing Kramm a David Jones album; Micky, Michael and Peter as magazine reporters; and Micky as a DJ hosting The Crazy Micky The D Show on W-GO-GO-GO introducing David’s three songs “Teardrops In The Playground”, “These Boots Are Made Kicking” and “It’s Been Lonesome In My Saddle Since My Horse Died” which has David singing practically the same verse in 3 different arrangements.

They convince Kramm so well that he selects David as his replacement star. After introducing David on the set to them as his own discovery, the guys discover David now draped in the same blonde wig Frankie wore has adopted Frankie’s highhanded, egotistical behavior, and Micky, Michael and Peter decide to save him from himself. So the others take action, and as Kramm starts shooting another volleyball scene they go to work, finally leaving David buried and tied in the volleyball net on the sand. The next day David tells Kramm he’s giving up his motion picture career, deciding it’s spoiling his character, and joins his mates in singing “Valleri.”


Tag Sequence:

David Jones relates a humorous story concerning his brother-in-law, a policeman; The Monkees talk about playing their own instruments at live concerts.


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