Episode No. 18
“I Was A Teenage Monster”A mad scientist hires The Monkees to teach his monster music -
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Production No. 4725
Filmed At: Screen Gems Studio 7, Hollywood, CA.
Filming Dates: November 1 (8:00 a.m.)-3, 1966
Original Air Date: January 16, 1967
Ratings: 19.9 rating/30 share (10,930,000 viewers)
© Raybert Productions; 1-18-67; LP37669
Sponsor This Week: Kellogg’s™
Rerun Dates: September 13, 1969, October 10, 1970, May 22 andOctober 30, 1971 (CBS) Teleplay by Gerald Gardner & Dee Caruso and Dave Evans;
Story by Dave Evans.
Directed by Sidney Miller.
Produced by Robert Rafelson and Bert Schneider.
Associate Producer: Ward Sylvester.
Music Supervision: Don Kirshner.
Background Music Composed and Conducted by Stu Phillips.
“Your Auntie Grizelda” Written by Jack Keller & Diane Hilderbrand;Produced by Jack Keller & Jeff Barry.
Guest cast:
Dr. Mendoza...................................................................John Hoyt Monster...........................................................................Dick Kiel Groot.......................................................................Byron Foulger
Home Video Releases:
- The Monkees - Volume 3 (Musicvision VHS #60714/Beta #20714, November 1986)
- Image Entertainment laserdisc #ID7461RC (1991)
- The Monkees: The Collector's Edition - VHS Tape #12 (Columbia House #19938, May 22, 1995)
- The Monkees Deluxe Limited Edition Boxed Set - VHS Tape #12 (Rhino R3 2960, October 17, 1995)
- Rhino VHS R3 2243 (September 17, 1996)
- The Monkees - Season 1 DVD Boxed Set - Disc 2 (Rhino RetroVision DVD R2 976076, May 13, 2003).
Synopsis:
This parody on teenage horror flicks finds The Monkees arriving at a spooky old Gothic mansion on Rosebud Lane in the pretext of being hired to do a gig at a party. They soon learn that Dr. Mendoza, a mad scientist has instead hired them to teach a youngster to sing. Little do they know the youngster is really a 7“ monster he created in his lab whom he plans to turn into the greatest rock n' roll singer in the world!
Dr. Mendoza takes the guys to see the "little monster" downstairs in his lab and The Monkees are shocked at the sight of the creature who's strapped up to a board. The frightened musicians are reluctant to teach the android the art of rock and roll but decide to stay when the doc offers to pay them $200. Later, the guys work with the monster first by changing his image, giving him a Beatle haircut, groovy clothes, sunglasses, and a Gretsch guitar. Then they try teaching him to be a rock n’ roll singer first with David and Peter showing him some dance moves by shaking his hips which results in him knocking both Monkees to the floor. Micky tries to teach him how to play the drums but the monster tears a hole in the drums. After The Cool Quartet are finished with their teaching, the monster can only play the guitar out of tune and repeatedly sing “Goorah!” The guys offer to come back the next morning to teach him some more but Dr. Mendoza insists they stay the night since the roads are hazardous at nights and has Groot, his valet, take them to their room. He then informs Groot of his next plans to transfer The Monkees’ talents into the monster.
Meanwhile, the guys settled in their room are still spooked by their surroundings and even more spooked when Micky opens the closet door to find a young woman in white inside who claims to be the doctor’s beautiful daughter but has nothing to do with the story since she’s in the sequel. To calm their nerves, the guys decide to watch television and turn on the TV. They are starting to relax watching a horror movie about brain transplants when they start to disappear one by one, with David sliding in a secret passage in the couch, Michael sitting in chair against a wall which suddenly turns around, Micky being grabbed and pulled by the feet from behind a curtain, and finally Peter gets a blanket thrown on him from behind by Groot and taken away. Later, all four guys are in the doctor’s lab in the basement strapped to a board with headgear on their heads. Dr. Mendoza tells them he plans to transplant their musical prowess into the body of the monster who’s also strapped to a board and proceeds with the operation by turning on the machine causing electric vibrations. After it’s done, the doctor orders the band to sing and when they do they find that they can’t sing anymore and when the monster, with all the talent, starts singing the “(theme from) THE MONKEES”, he sings with their voices. Michael threatens to tell the police but the doctor touches them with a stethoscope to erase their memory.
The next morning, the guys, compleetly clueless of their ordeal the previous night,.are prepared to perform for the doctor only to discover that all of their musical talent has deserted them, and they end up refunding Mendoza. Then the doctor shows off to the guys his monster and they gape in awe as they watch the monster perform, with their voices, a brief snippet of “Tomorrow’s Gonna Be Another Day” in his world premiere as The Swinging Android. Later in their room, the guys are still confused about not being able to sing while the android could sing with their talent. Suddenly Micky remembers the laboratory where the doctor drained them of their musical talents and made them forget about it; soon the other Monkees remember as well, and they all head for the lab. Before Micky leaves with the others he opens the closet again only to see the doctor's daughter now reading a Monkees script and reveals to him about the sequel where a vampire turns David into a werewolf!
Realizing they must reverse the process to regain their musical abilities, The Monkees head to the lab to reverse the process and strapped themselves to the board with the headgear onto their heads, but Micky’s arm proves to be too short to reach the switch, so he has to use a cane. The first three attempts produce hilariously futile results: one turns the monster into a super hippie, the second has Michael growling in an unusually deep voice, and the third has the monster executing a fey interior decorator's stint. Then Micky accidentally knocks over and shatters a glass, attracting the attention of Mendoza and Groot, who enter the lab. Seeing that The Monkees are attempting to undo his plans, he unstraps the android and orders him to kill them. Peter manages to stop the monster and turn him against Dr. Mendoza who’s able turn him back against Peter and soon Peter and the mad doc are competing for control over the monster sending him back and forth between the two of them of whom he should kill. Then Micky turns on the record for an distraction (using a compass for he needle) and soon everyone madly capers about to the tune of “Your Auntie Grizelda” in which the guys eventually overpower Mendoza and Groot by strapping them to a board.
Later, Michael is on the phone to the police while Dr. Mendoza and Groot are still tied up. Micky tells them he reversed the process so they all have their musical talents back but when the guys decide to play their instruments to make sure, their fingers cut through the strings, shattering the amplifiers, and there’s a small explosion from the drum.
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