Episode No. 8

“Don't Look A Gift Horse
In The Mouth”

The Monkees have a horse in their pad, no hay to feed it,
and no explanation for their landlord!


Production No. 4708
Final Draft: May 16, 1966
Filmed At: at Screen Gems Studios 6 and 7, Hollywood, CA, and on location

at Malibu Beach, CA, and in Malibu Canyon, CA.
Filming Dates: May 31, June 1-3, 1966
Original Air Date: October 31, 1966
Ratings: 16.5 rating/30.5 share (9,060,000 viewers)
© Raybert Productions; 10-31-66; LP38296
Sponsor This Week:
Slicker and Black Label by Yardley Of London™
Rerun Dates: December 6, 1969, July 11, 1970, September 18, 1971 (CBS);
December 16, 1972, July 21, 1973 (ABC).

Written by Dave Evans
Directed by Robert Rafelson
Produced by Robert Rafelson and Bert Schneider
Associate Producer: Ward Sylvester
Music Supervision: Don Kirshner
Background Music Composed and Conducted by Stu Phillips.
Musical Numbers Written & Produced by Michael Nesmith: “All The King’s Horses”

& “Papa Gene’s Blues.”
Guest cast:
Babbitt.....................................................................Henry Corden
Mrs. Purdy..................................................................Jesslyn Fax
Farmer Fisher...............................................................Jim Boles
Jenkins........................................................................Chuck Bail
Jonathan.............................................................Kerry MacLaine
Jerry Colonna as Dr. Mann

Home Video Releases:
  • The Monkees - Volume 1 (Musicvision VHS #60642/Beta #20642, July 15, 1986)
  • Image Entertainment laserdisc #ID6267RC (1989)
  • The Monkees: The Collector's Edition - VHS Tape #11 (Columbia House #1????, May 22, 1995)
  • The Monkees Deluxe Limited Edition Boxed Set - VHS Tape #11 (Rhino R3 2960, October 17, 1995)
  • The Monkees - Season 1 DVD Boxed Set - Disc 2 (Rhino RetroVision DVD R2 976076, May 13, 2003).


Synopsis:

While David attempts to flip at the beach, young Jonathan Fisher arrives and asks him to watch his pet black stallion Jeremy. David agrees but the boy suddenly runs away, leaving David no choice but to take the horse home. There, Peter serves Micky and Michael a dish of his own recipie: a cream of root beer soup; when Micky tries some of it, he’s Micky breaks out into a werewolf routine that attracts their landlord, Babbitt, who hates animals. He starts quickly starts banging at their door and confronts them, suspicious they are keeping a dog. Threatened they will lose their home if they defy Babbitt’s rules against pets, they explain it was Micky’s werewolf imitation. They successfully fool their landlord, until Michael sees David with Jeremy in the pad, and tensions mount even further!

Michael explains to David about Mr. Babbitt which ends up with Micky again breaks out into his werewolf routine that again attracts their landlord, who bangs on their door once more. Since they can’t get the horse to budge, Michael comes up with an idea and sends Peter and David to hide before letting Mr. Babbitt in again. He again accuses them of having a dog as Michael plays innocent once more. He starts to leave, promising to return—but this time, he turns around spots the black stallion! Michael covers up by claming it’s only Peter and David in a horse’s costume for a masquerade party and seems to have slipped the wool over the landlord’s eyes once more. After Babbitt leaves, they try to drag the horse outside, but he refuses to budge. While David rushes upstairs to fetch their horse costume in hopes of further deluding Babbitt, Peter manages to coax the stallion with a dish of his “soup,” and the horse collapses from fatigue. Michael then phones Dr. Mann, a confused, scatterbrained veterinarian, and arrives at his office asking for his help about the sick horse, and the doc agrees to help ("Sick?! I can probably help him! I'm a veterinarian!").

Back at the pad, the confused vet mistakenly examines Peter and David whom are now disguised in a horse’s costume since the real horse is hidden and upon hearing their voices concludes that the horse has delusions of singing and a split personality! Then everyone hears knocking upon their door. Fearing it’s their landlord who might see the vet and start asking him questions and get suspicious, Michael puts the confused doc in their closet, stating a sick owl is in there, and again the doc agrees to help ("A sick owl?! I can probably help him! I'm a veterinarian, you know!"). Michael answers the door and it turns out to be their neighbor, Mrs. Purdy, who offers the boys cake but Jeremy enters the room and starts eating it which causes Mrs. Purdy to faint! Michael shouts upstairs to Micky, who tosses a smoke bomb down from the balcony and fills the entire beach house in a fog. Through the mist, the two—along with Dr. Mann—try to revive Ms. Purdy, who keeps waking up and passing out. To clear out the air, Michael opens the door only to see Mr. Babbitt standing at the doorway accusing them of having a real horse in their apartment. So he quickly slams the door in his face, and then tells Peter to put the horse’s mask back on. When he opens the door again for Babbitt, Peter with the horse’s mask speaks to him, and the landlord faints dead away, too, thinking it's a real horse!

The next morning on the beach, David, riding Jeremy, encounters Jonathan again who tells him that his father, Mr. Fisher, is determined to sell the horse because they can’t afford to keep him. He asks David to talk his father into keeping the stallion, so The Monkees, deciding to help Jonathan keep his pet, drive to the farm in by jeep. They offer to pay for the horse by working it off as farmhands for a week in order to make $100 which is what the horse cost and Mr. Fisher decides to try them out for one day. The next morning, Mr. Fisher (banging a triangle) wakes the foursome, who are sleeping in the barn early up for work but, having no experience as farmhands, all goes poorly as the guys blunder every chore giving to them; from burying Peter under hay while pitching it to Micky, in demonstrating to Peter how to call hogs, emitting a call (so loud that their landlord can hear from their apartment building!) which ends up attracts chickens instead. Then the guys attempt to milk a cow and they romp around to the tune “Papa Gene’s Blues”, attempt to milk a cow has Michael emulating a matador routine—and ends with Mr. Fisher being drenched with a pail of milk and firing them.

As the foursome are preparing to leave, Jenkins, Mr. Fisher’s neighbor arrives and starts belittling Jeremy to Jonathan. But David defends the stallion, and Jenkins bets him $100 that his horse Charlemagne can outrun Jeremy. The Monkees put up their electric guitar against his hundred dollars, since they don’t have that much money, and David now dressed in a jockey gear (being a former jockey himself), races against Jenkins’ horse and rides the black stallion to victory to the tune of “All The King’s Horses”. He gives the $100 to Mr. Fisher so that Jonathan can keep his pet and the grateful Mr. Fisher apologizes for pegging them wrong and invites them to visit some more—as long as they don’t help with any more chores! While on the beach again, another boy approaches David asking him to look after his pet (a camel!) and Micky, Michael and Peter step in just in time to prevent this! They speed away on foot and by motorbikes and finish their rendition of “Papa Gene’s Blues.”


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