Episode No. 13

“One Man Shy” (a.k.a. “Peter
And The Debutante”)

Bashful Peter gets help from his fellow Monkees when
he tries to win the heart of a pretty debutante.


Production No. 4722
Filmed At: Screen Gems Studios 2 and 10, Hollywood, CA and Columbia

Ranch, Burbank, CA.
Filming Dates: September 28-30, October 3, 1966
Original Air Date: December 5, 1966
Ratings: 18.3 rating/31.2 share (10,050,000 viewers)
© Raybert Productions; 12-5-66; LP37615
Sponsor This Week:
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Rerun Dates: August 14, 1967 (NBC); January 24, 1970, September 25, 1971 (CBS);
October 14, 1972, May 26, 1973 (ABC)

Written by Gerald Gardner & Dee Caruso and Treva Silverman
Directed by James Frawley
Produced by Robert Rafelson and Bert Schneider
Associate Producer: Ward Sylvester
Music Supervision: Don Kirshner
Background Music Composed and Conducted by Stu Phillips.
You May Just Be The One” Written & Produced by Michael Nesmith
“I’m A Believer” Written by Neil Diamond; Produced by Jeff Barry
Guest cast:

George Furth as Ronnie
Lisa James as Valerie

Home Video Releases:
  • The Monkees: The Collector's Edition - VHS Tape #8 (Columbia House #13690, May 22, 1995)
  • The Monkees Deluxe Limited Edition Boxed Set - VHS Tape #8 (Rhino R3 2960, October 17, 1995)
  • Rhino VHS R3 2243 (September 17, 1996)
  • The Monkees - Season 1 DVD Boxed Set - Disc 2 (Rhino RetroVision DVD R2 976076, May 13, 2003).


Synopsis:

The Monkees audition for debutante Valerie Cartwright’s coming out party by performing “You Just May Be The One.” An impressed Valerie hires them to the disapproval of her boyfriend, the snobbish Ronnie Farnsworth, who doesn’t hesitate to dismiss their “primitive, grotesque and ugly” music. When the guys prepare to leave in The Monkeemobile, they are shocked to discover Peter who, unable to express his feelings, is so love struck over Valerie he has stolen her portrait, and in fear The Monkees speed off.

Back at their pad, Peter continues to admire and fawn over Valerie’s portrait while the other guys try to convince him to talk to her and ask her out. But Peter is too shy to talk to girls so the other guys come up with an idea by taking him to Valerie’s place. a reworking of Cyrano De Bergerac, Micky, Michael and David take turns shouting out affectionate lines while which Peter lip-synchs from below to Valerie up above in her balcony—only to wind up getting slugged in the mouth by the groundskeeper. Later, when Valerie and Ronnie show up at The Monkees pad regarding the songs they’ll be playing, The Fabulour Foursome hide Valerie’s portrait by putting a glass of mirror over the painting while Michael holds it there. Ronnie starts bashing their pad on the spot and when Michael briefly loses his grip on the mirror he sees the painting and accusing the guys of stealing it threatening to call the authorities; “You do, and I’ll be sorry!” screams Micky in retort. When Peter admits to being the culprit, a friendly Valerie just tells him to return it at the party. Fed up with Ronnie's snobbery, the guys decide to strike back. So, in alternating disguises, David, Michael and Micky appear wherever Ron and Val are together, each time trying to prove what a rotter Ron is.

First, David, as a French waiter outside a restaurant where the couple is sitting, hammers a cork into a bottle of champagne and Ronnie struggles to open it with great effort. Both Ronnie and David managed to finally pop the cork out only to destroy an entire building. Next, while in the park admiring some art work with Valerie, Ronnie admires an assemblage of pipes and asks Michael, disguised as a park man, about having it to which Michael replies by turning on the faucet causing him to be squirted in the face. Then Micky, disguised as toy salesman, approaches the two and offers to sell Ronnie a new Derby Doll, which is an ugly mono-browed doll that Micky causes to wet, spit and scream! But when Ronnie starts to recognize Micky, he storms off in a huff leaving Ronnie very suspicious. Ronnie then realizes who they are and figues out their plot so he sets out to repeats the procedure on them. Inviting The Monkees over, Ronnie manages to outshine David, Michael and Micky by outshining them in skeetshooting, archery, and badminton, respectively (the last one leaves Micky nearly swallowing the badminton bird!), to show Val how low class the boys are. Annoyed by his actions in shaming the boys, Valerie storms off and later phones Peter to ask him to escort her to the party, but Peter, overcome by shyness and inexperience with girls, tries to bow out. So in the rendition of “I’m A Believer”, Micky, Michael and David try to teach Peter how to treat a lady from sitting her in her seat at a restaurant, to spreading his coat across a puddle so that she could walk over it (a la Sir Walter Raleigh), to opening the (Monkeemobile) car door for her, to lighting her cigarette, with Peter failing in each and every one of them.

The guys then bring a lady over to play spin the bottle but Peter always loses, since the bottle always points to David; even when Michael sends him out of the room, the bottle flies off the floor to the door near David! Micky then disguises himself as Sigmund Freud and psychoanalyzes Peter; "Freud" Dolenz states that his problem is "mother fixation" ("You are too close to your mother!")...and then receives a phone call from his mother, telling him to put his galoshes on, leaving “Mr. Freud” nearly hysterical! Later, at the party, the other Monkees give Peter moral support as he tries to talk to Valerie discussing music, books and politics but, being too nervous, he fails so badly that Micky, David, and Michael decide to intervene and give him a hand. Disguised as his stockbroker, private English tailor and caption of his yacht they, they set out to convince Val that Peter is really a shy tycoon. But Ronnie enters the scene, exposes their scam, and sends Michael, Micky and David to perform leaving Peter to explain their intentions to make him look special. But Valerie tells him he’s a fine person just being himself, and that she likes him as he is. The Monkees perform “You Just May Be The One,” Peter, with newfound confidence, beats Ronnie in every type of competition he proposes to win Valerie’s favor, in arm-wrestling, hopscotch, weightlifting, dueling, jumping, boxing, fencing, and marbles. In the end, Peter winds up finally winning “spin-the-bottle,” and is in turn smooched by four girls.


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